Lovely Darling: Hey mom, I volunteered you to sew something today.
Me: WTF?!?!?! (in my head) Oh? (out my mouth)
Lovely Darling: YEA, Mr. __________ said if most people sign up for the race, he’ll wear a head to toe pink outfit that you make.
Me: Did he say what kind of outfit?
Lovely Darling: He’s thinking like pink shorts and a pink t-shirt?
Me: *evil grin* But do I have to do pink shorts and t-shirt?
Lovely Darling: *looking slightly scared* Um, no. He said he would wear whatever you make.
Me: MWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA. MWWWAAAAA haaaaa haaaaa!
Lovely Darling: Um, mom? Mom? Stop doing that. No, really. Stop.
And that, my friends, is how I got a teacher to wear a head to toe hot pink sparkle suit made by yours truly. He’s the best teacher ever! Introducing Jalie 3135, my new friend.
I chuckled the whole day. The. Whole. Day.